Thursday, June 21, 2007

Politics Employment ads

No one wants to join politics. This has left political parties worried, as they won't have a future if no one joins.
So all political parties started giving Employment Ads to get a few young people on board.

Here are a few ads of a few political parties-


Communist Party of India -
"Strike a career with us."

Job Requirements- Must have a loud voice to make the left noise.

Job Qualifications- Striking performance in previous jobs.

How to apply- Walk-in to the nearest dharna point.



RJD-
"We phully beleeve in apnapan. Public money is our money."

Job Requirements- Follow the leader.

Job Qualifications- Sud not have more than 50 cirimnal cases against you. Condisuns relaxed for surname 'Yadav'

How to apply- If not know to reed and rite, caal us. If know to reed and rite caal us. Please kidnap a few phriends(dost) for this job too.



Congress I-

"Brought the country where it is today. Its your turn to take this further"

Job Requirements- Speaking about Secularism, Sacrifice, minorities, caste and reservations.

Job Qualification- A graduate (not compulsary). Must have sound knowledge about "Occult
business dealings". Proficiency in Italian added advantage. Should not know the meaning of
sacrifice. Will recieve 1 month's training for it.

How to apply- Walk-in 10 Janpath for an interview. Walk-in for Appointment letter if name
includes 'Gandhi' or willing to change.



BJP-
"Took 5 years to do, what Congress did in 50 years. Join the rage."

Job Requirements- Hindutva, Hindutva, Hindutva, laying (roads, telephone lines and foundation for temples, if you thought otherwise...DON'T APPLY, you would be a disaster to our cause)

Job Qualification- Expertise in Hindutva. Prodigy in geography concerning 'janmabhoomis'. Basic knowledge of temples of India handy. Demolition experts welcome.

How to apply- Walk-in to any shakha with this ad.



DMK-
"We'll bring sunset to yevery non-Tamizhian with ower rysing sun. If you haave the fire yinside you, jaain us."

Job Requirements- Should haave the fanaatism to go to the Sun and sue yit for naat rising from
Tamizh Nadu.

Job Qualifications- Yeverything concerning Tamizh...wonly

How to apply- Send a Tamil poem to the Sun.



AIAMDK-
"Been an Amma to Tamil Nadu, more like a step, for success"

Job Requirements- Do whatever Amma asks you to do.

Job Qualifications- Missing spine, with a dormant brain, Must be Amma's pet.

How to apply- Crawl into Amma's residence.


....will post more as I find it. If you have seen a few, please do share.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

how dare you make fun of DMK and tamilian accent that too living in chennai. We have complained to Google and have got your address 14A Jayalakshmi Flats.....chennai ! Our partymen will make sure your place is trashed beyond recognition !

caapirighter said...

You are from DMK? How dare you write in English i say??
I will complain to Kalaignar...I say!
:D