Friday, August 17, 2007

NEWS Deewar remix

A husband and wife are having a tussle over remote control. Husband wants to watch NEWS, wife wants to watch the film Deewar.

This is what the neighbour, ignorant about the fight, heard from the T.V....


Poorva Rashtapati Abdul Kalam ji ne is baat ka khulasa kiya ki unhone Office of Profit Bill isliye sign kiya tha, kyonki Manmohan Singh ne poocha ki - Bhai tum sign karte ho ki nahin

Mananeeya mantri Shree Arjun Singh ne kaha ki - mera baap chor hai.

Mayawati ne Mulayam se kaha ki - Aaj mere paas gaadi hai bangla hai, dulat hai....tumhare paas kya hai?

Atal Behari Vajpayee ji ne kaha ki Rahul Gandhi ke paas rajneeti mein safal hone ke liye kuch nahin hai, jiske uttar mein unhonen kaha ki - Mere paas Ma hai!

10 comments:

Rohit Talwar said...

ROTFL

Sir Abhimanyu Girotra, Dunbar the Earldom. said...

toooo good...as i say ur blog is a real stress buster...

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA...GENIUS!esp. the last one.
-GS

c a a p i r i g h t e r said...

thank you guys!!

Mystique said...

i like....everything..what was ur previous blog?

c a a p i r i g h t e r said...

mystique, I have deleted my previous blog. About the stuff, the best of that blog is here....so there is nothing to worry about :D

Anonymous said...

hahaha! good shit! badhiya!

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Anonymous said...

GooD man。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

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