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I was just browsing through my blog and was shocked to note how little I am posting.

Well...life is hard and you get little time to post when your busy schedule includes waking up at 8...ok 9.....fine 10!! Then rush to watch TV, browse internet, eat, have a cuppa, have another cuppa open the Word doc of the book you writing, admire your writing skills and imagine being awarded the Pulitzer Prize, close without adding another word and mentally promise self to complete it later and of course crash on the couch for some more TV.

Considering I have 5 Followers now (Thank you soooooooooooooooooo much....you make life worth living!!), I have decided to be more responsible....even if it means slogging my fingers to visit someone else's blog, pressing Ctrl + A, followed by Ctrl + C and finally Ctrl + V.

Presenting.... Top 10 SMS Jokes of the Year and Decade, unofficially sponsored by funtoosh.com


1. Studies in India -

Portions - 8 GB
We study - 8 MB
We remember & write - 8 KB
Marks we get - Binary digits!


2. The Telegram

Son to Father -
No Money. No fun...your son.

Father to Son -
Too bad. Very sad....your dad.


3. Situation in Pakistan -

Before Zardari -
Pakistan Zindabad!

After Zardari -
Pakistan se Zinda Bhaag!


4. Cockroach in hospital -

2 cockroaches r admitted side/side in hospital.

1st: Baygon??
2nd : No....Paragon!


5. My Deewana -

Koi paththar se na mare mere deewane ko.
Aji, nuclear ka zamana hai....bomb se uda do saale ko!



6. Blackmail at times of recession -

If u don't raise my salary...I'll tell every1 in the company tat u raised my salary.



7. A very Madhu poem -

Madhu Koda, Madhu Koda
Yes baba
Cheating us?
No baba
Telling lies?
No baba
Open your balance sheet
Ha Ha Ha!


8. Pappu's Translation -

Teacher: Pappu, translate from Hindi to English "Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hai!"

Pappu: Tablets are walking in the market.



9. Fill in the blanks!

Fill in the blank with 'Yes' OR 'No'

______, I'm an idiot!




10. Rahul Gandhi ki shaadi!

Q. Rahul Gandhi ki shaadi kyon nahin hoti??
A. Kyonki har jagah likha hai "Soniaji ko bahu-mat do!"


....and a bonus......


11. The 3 stages of life -

Teenage
Energy + Time...but no money.

Working Age
Energy + Money...but no time.

Old Age
Time + Money...but no energy!