1. (Guy or gal) "Mom...I'm gay"
2. (Gal) "Mom...I'm pregnant"
3. (Gal) "Mom...I'm pregnant and the guy is not of our religion."
4. (Guy) "Mom...I'm in love with a gal...she's from Somalia and ummm....her dad is a politician"
5. (Guy) "Mom....I'm taking part in Rakhi ka swayamvar Part II."
OR (Gal) "Mom...I'm taking part in Rahul Phirse Dulhania Le Jayenge...stipulated to air 1 year from now."
And....a bonus
6. (Guy or gal) "Mom....I want an operation done to enhance my looks....it's umm....errr....a sex change operation."
Friday, March 5, 2010
...And Top 5 things your mom would never wanna hear!
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4 comments:
Come on these are obvious...!!
And..#3..."...and I the guy..."?!!!
-Gowri
P.S: The previous post was good(though it was a bit obvious too)
grrrrrrrrrr...........
Very funny, indeed! :D
"Mom...I'm pregnant
"who is it ?"
"no one mom"
oh deeah ! last thing i want is another Jesus Christ
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