Saturday, September 8, 2007

Satan Awards Politicians

Oh come on people! Politicians have worked "so hard" to make this country what it is today.

Admit it. We gotta cheer them. That's why I take the initiative to award them - it is a d**** job, but someone has to do it.

And we begin the Award ceremony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swadesi Movement Award

Goes to Sonia Gandhi for not allowing any Italian to come to India

Pepsi "Ye Dil Maange More" Award

Goes to all politicians faking heart attacks, and evading arrests.

Fevicol "mazboot jod" Award
Goes to all the CPI(M) Part members for sticking with the government inspite of all the differences.

Idea "Ideator of the year" Award

Goes to Maharashtra CM - Vilasrao Deshmukh, for his new-fangled idea or introducing 'Art of Living' classes for Vidarbha farmers.

Ambuja Cement Award

Goes to the United Progressive Alliance, for being an unbreakable alliance, no matter what

Friskars Award

Goes to Congress, for cutting the country in caste lines.

'Meri Billi mujhi ko meow' Award

Goes to CIA, for raising the Al Qaeda, which is now its biggest headache.

Jandu Kesari Jeevan Award

Jointly shared by Karunanidhi and Jyoti Basu for being active in politics for such a long time.

Maggi Tomato Ketchup Hot and sweet Award

Goes to Mayawati, for yelling at Congress and then praising it.

Thomas Cook Holidays Award
Goes to all Chief Ministers who cook up 'Investment for the state' stories and take a free holiday with taxpayers money.

Kohinoor Award

Goes to Laloo Prasad Yadav for screwing Bihar for so long.