Sunday, July 26, 2009

hahahahahaha!

Found this jewel is Rediff.com Messageboard -


Congress will announce changing of its emblem to a condom as it will accurately reflect its present political stance.

A condom allows inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation and gives u a sense of security while you are actually being fucked!

Friday, July 17, 2009

So what are you doing right now??

This is one annoying question that people, who can't mind their own business , are fond of asking, to people who have no business to mind.

Considering I fall in the latter's category right now, here are creative ways of answering that question.

1. I am actively contributing to the Oxygen cycle, Carbon cycle, Nitrogen cycle and Water cycle of the planet.

2.
I am overlooking the mitosis occurring in the weeds of my garden.

3. I am contributing to the revenue of T.V channels by being a statistic of their TRPs.

4. I am researching "How many hours sitting in front of computer can be bad for your gluteus maximus."...no really!!

5. I am drafting all the useful work done by the government.

6. I am into "neighbourhood watch" program.

7. I am trying to discover what one can do when they are doing nothing.

8. I am all into yoga now. I invented static-asana.

And last, but not the least -

9. I am blogging. Wanna read it??

Nobody does : (